Still undecided if the cute twenty-something customer was flirting with me at work today.
Pretty sure the twin MILFs weren't.
And I still swear that someone grabbed my ass the other day.

Please don't let it be a guy.
Kinda tired of attracting guys.
It's flattering, but I prefer women...
That are of legal age.

Does all the flirting I've been doing the past week or so do anything for me?
Not really.
Just empty fun.
If anything, it serves as a nice distraction to life.

Better than sitting in an empty house, drinking, left to my own devices, and doing nothing but thinking.
Cuz too much thinking just leads to negative things.

Sorry, no sarcastic rant.
I know I've been burning bridges for the past few months.
I'd rather let them burn out on there own.
For those that are curious, it does have a connection to the ex.
Just not the ex directly.

Single male seeks female playmate for penis.
Think that headline would attract any attention?